fyi

I would never drink a yellow fizzy liquid contained in a bottle labeled "Squirt."

Midwesterners are so thoughtful

On my last night in Kansas, my friends came in to wish me goodnight dressed as Darth Vader.


Then they gave me an anti-rape kit (you can never be too safe these days). It contains a rape whistle to scare an attacker, pedometer and siren and flashlight so you can know how far you have run from attacker, and an etch-a-sketch so you can draw a pic of your attacker.

I love this Sunkist!

In Kansas for some Christmas shopping

There are so many hos here!

They even decorate trees!

These look like they were made by children . . . oh wait, the sticker says Made in China.

This is a Christmas owl.

Did you know that all of the doughnuts on all of the carts are beautiful? I passed them but I wanted a pink one with sprinkles (like Homer).

Socks (the monkey) shares his tales of the Burmese
jungle while sitting around the campfire.