Midwesterners are so thoughtful

On my last night in Kansas, my friends came in to wish me goodnight dressed as Darth Vader.


Then they gave me an anti-rape kit (you can never be too safe these days). It contains a rape whistle to scare an attacker, pedometer and siren and flashlight so you can know how far you have run from attacker, and an etch-a-sketch so you can draw a pic of your attacker.