This is an interesting train

The most lonely french fry

Tell me you don't see "Fuckerooms"

The Pube family vacation: a photo essay in stains

Last night, I had a pit stop at a hotel in Tulsa, Oklahoma. There, I
had the luxury of meeting the Pube family. The Pube family lived inside the hotel bathtub.

They are good friends with the Stain family that lives on various furniture in the hotel room.

(that last one was not a stain but there was enough dust that mites were committing suicide off of the ledge).

This is an unhappy birthday cake in the parking lot of an Oklahoma Wal-mart

For the tree-hugging über Jesus freak kid in all of us

Be-like-God-and-recycle binder folders . . . .

fyi

I would never drink a yellow fizzy liquid contained in a bottle labeled "Squirt."